Hess is an assassin

I heard that whistle blow last night. You looked at the TV and went by what you saw instead of what really happened. Not a correctable error, my friend. I laugh. People like me have Tivo. We can rewind that shit immediately. Watch it like it was live in high def, slomo, whatever. We have surround speakers. You should just have us call in 1-866-IDOLS-01 for 1 second -02 for two seconds, -03 for 3 seconds, and -04 for Sanjay because you we need to see his bouncy sis next week. It would take less time than you hunched over a 6" monitor with stupid who knows he blew the whistle but is acting like Chris Webber calling timeouts he doesn't have. How many times do I have to tell you stop hanging around Lopes, Cahill, and Kitts?